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GOING GOING…gone?...but not forgotten? Culty Decline 2009
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Old people are old and make me laugh!
Friend of Culty, anti-stupid activist and Culty member MK, recently posted on the ALL KNOWING VAST MACHICE…aka…”internet” that membership activity was down on the, once filled to overflowing, Culty site. There has been as little as ONE post per day echoes most of the original Culty members!
For those of you who don’t know and those who have forgotten, Culty is a place to discuss and worship internet superstar Chris Leavins, and his weekly show Cute with Chris - www.cutewithchris.com .
Was the ALL KNOWING VAST MACHINE…refer to paragraph one for definition…trying to block Cult members from posting, perhaps, by making Cult member’s type extra words only to frustrate them off the site or by using hypnosis to make them forget their log in and password!
Maybe the “Grid” is trying to block members from taking part in secluded events, by hosting Cult events in distant and far off lands such as “Los Angeles” and the mystical holy land of “Toronto”. Most members live to far away to attend these “so-called” events*…and/or are too lazy and forgetful to attend...anyway…
…this seasoned reporter thinks that the “VAKM” maybe using internet videos to craft false scenarios and lies about Cult Members to force us on to other sites and/ or worse OFF THE INTERNET! The best defense for Cult Members is to take out their Polaroid’s and gets still images of these offenses…thousands of them. If this proves too difficult use extra photos and paste them together creating scenarios of you under attach, to support charges of criminal conspiracy by the “VAKM” – you know “they’d” do the same!...ok anyway…*
I spoke with veteran cult member MK, practicly practically the smartest one out of the bunch, about why cult activity was in decline?
“Life goes on” is what Cult member MK had to say responding with superior knowledge and charm on the Decline of Culty 2009!
There is light, however small at the end of the Culty tunnel with the introduction and release of “The Captain”!
This long awaited release has sparked a wave of “Guest Visitor’s” to Culty. Is this ”Written Word” a new way for Cult members to hear the message of a GOD *…once again that’s –Chris Leavins, and his weekly show Cute With Chris, www.cutewithchris.com...* Will the return of good old fashion reading be the “new” NATION OF CULTY! Only time on the internet will tell!
Lor Blitzer signing off