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Inner Cult Turmoil over WHO's the MAMA!

A source inside the CWC cult has leaked startling information that there may
possibly be some discontent brewing amongst cult members as
the female and gay bear members start squabbling over who is the “MAMA”!

Cult leader Milord Chrisssssssssst today made mention of his
“possible” feelings for Madison’s (who lives in Iowa)  Mother by commenting
“Hey MAMA” in a voice that dripped with sex laden innuendo’s.

As cult members fight for Madison’s Mothers position, some members
have gone as far as to change their children’s names.

While still others have decided to have babies and name them Madison
in a last ditch attempt to gain Milords favor.

We will keep you updated on this fast breaking story as we get more information!

lor Blitzer - Signing off 

 

Oh hey thanks for posting the news

should I post the last two?

I LOVE this...I'm SO excited!!! I have a strong suspission that this is going to be my very favorite topic. Spending time here may actually cut into mt Charlie time. Hummmm....this makes me think. Magical noplurodon. I see a story. How much magic does that thing have?

 Don't start on the Charlie thing again! I'd only just managed to get Chaarrrlieeee out of my mind, and now it's back! Ok, Pervy will put some inappropriate comments in my mind, I'll have to watch the latest ep again!  Yes, post whatever news bulletins you want here Lor - they're excellent!

FIRST NEWS UPDATE

No "Mother Flaggers" could be reached for comment.



(I've started a News Report - I may have to interview Cult Members from time to time!)

SHUN THE NON-BELIEVERS!!!!!!!

SECOND NEWS UPDATE

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WILL NO NAME nazi EVER GET HER SOUP?

Ever since the CWC cult was formed there has been
a burning question on minds of cult members.

A question that if not answered threatens to tear the cult
apart.

Those member of which still have their minds, question
whether or not cult member, known as, NO NAME nazi
will ever get her soup?

Sources close to the cult say that they all feel her
very dedicated Mom, who has in the past feed into
NO NAME's all consuming obsessions, will see to it
that NO NAME gets her soup.

In this candid interview with cult member
Debbie, "mother of two", so she says and goes under
the Alis elmooooo, so as to keep her identity a secret,
recently commented,

"I myself hope she does get it, and the bread too. It would be so much healthier for her young body than all of that sugar."

We will keep you updated on this fast breaking story as we get more information!

Signing off - Lor Blitzer

SSSSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNN!

Hey Debbie how are the kids!

Oh I love these!

Little Madison and Wyatt are just fine thanks.

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The Pulse on CWC

Monday’s Show

Who is the Mama?

Can Kitties Really be Gay?

Mike’s Bum and Why Does He Need to Air It Out?

Current Outlook

Out look good for more shows and fewer flags, but the

big question is will Milord “go” David Letterman on us and

 lose His sneakers?

 

News Briefs by Lor Blitzer

We welcome any comments.

I've got to go jer jer's home and asked me to
pretend I interested in our home and/or him!

See you soon

These are great.  Can you imbed midi files in here?  I could make of those "ding ding..da...ding..da...ding...ding...ding..."  loops.

WOW Towelie and I want to say YA, but I am
old as dirt and have no clue
what you're talking about??????


Ask Debbie she knows all that is computer!

Debbie can we imbed midi files so Towelie can make those "ding ding..da...ding..da...ding...ding...ding."  loops?

Oh ya and who is doing the great job on the wallpaper and Banners?  Is it you Debbie?

Hubby, kids and house be damned I need CUTENESS!!!

What you would do would be something like this-- 

(I don't know UBBCode, so this is HTML without the brackets and the filename in quotes.  I have no idea what will make it through here.)

EMBED SRC=your_file.mid AUTOSTART=true HIDDEN=true LOOP=1

How do you upload image, midi or other files? 

It might get annoying listening to the dinging bell, though.  I suppose I could set the volume really low or put in a mute button.

It aint me. I know NOTHING computer. The only reason the cute wallpaper is up is because I have temporarily given the power to lyanne. I'm feeling a bit like I've handed over the keys to the Porsh.  Anyway, she's the person to ask about that. I'm sure she would know.

You can do that stuff if you hit the "reply" button to post instead of doing it in the quick reply.

THIS JUST IN!

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CULT MEMBERS in a ZEALOUS CRAZE DRIVEN BY MONDAY’S SHOW
            START SPEAKING IN BIZARRE NEW LANGUAGE!

The pandemonium that was the aftermath of Monday’s show is still vibrating throughout the cult community. 

Cult members are still said to be bidding for top “Dog” as it were, with only one goal in mind - to be Milord’s “Hey MAMA”.

While every female and gay bear in cult history are battling over this top dog position (that was not meant to be inappropriate – it just fit into the article well), however, there has been another strange new development in this story.

Some members, of which may or may not be in the bidding war, have started speaking in a bizarre new language.  It is reported that only certain other members may seem to understand this new form of speech.

Cult member “towelie” (not his real name) was the first to show signs of the odd new language.

Quoted here in an exclusive interview only with CWC News, Towelie told this reporter,

“Great can you imbed midi files…make of those "ding ding..da...ding..da...ding...ding...ding..."  loops…you know UBBCode…this is HTML…no brackets…filenames…quotes…EMBED SRC=fileAUTOSTART=true HIDDEN=true LOOP=1…to the dinging bell, though…I’ll turn down volume low and mute it…” (blanks in this interview are where this reporter was just totally lost)

Some cult members think that this could possibly be a secret code to bring down the winning “HEY, Mama” and take the position for themselves.

Milord could not be reached for comment…perhaps worried over pregnancy test?

We will keep you updated on this fast breaking story as we get more information!

Signing off - Lor Blitzer

I love this because now when hubby says " what are you doing?" I can honestly say "Checking the news". It's a beautiful thing.

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Updates and stories are flooding into the news room from all over the World faster than/then this reporter can keep up, but the latest new brief comes to us from a hysterical Sarah from Saudia Arabia.  

WHERE IS TACO?  OR WORSE DID TACO EVER REEAALLY EXSIST?

A frantic call just came into the news room a few minutes ago from “Taco’s” owner Sarah from Saudia Arabia.

Actual call to the news room:

Sarah: “OMC where is Taco – she’s gone – she’s gone…”

Office: “Please calm down, what seems to be the problem?”

Sarah: “My Taco is gone – one minute she was on the steps the next she was gone!”

Office: “Have you contacted officials?”

Sarah: “YES! And I am being told Taco never existed!  That there never was a cat named Taco and that I should go home and live my life.  This is just not true!  There was a Taco, the cat someone’s got to believe me! ”

We talked to some Cult members about this new development and most were shocked to think that someone or some sinister anti-cute organization might be trying to sabotage the Cult!

Cult member “Joss” (not his real name) who coined the phrase “Flagholes”  (which still makes this hard nosed report giggle) and who sounded the warning, “The Flagholes are coming, the Flagholes are coming.” , was reported to have stated to other Cult members, “…is no cult safe from prosecution…what kind of hooligans could hate us so much as to kittynap an innocent hard to see kitty!“

We will keep you updated on this fast breaking story as we get more information!

Lor Blitzer – Signing off

I never saw Taco. Where might Taco have been? I think I too question Taco's exsistance.

Taco or no Taco......That is the question.

Man, I'm getting hungry.

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Recent - VEIWER PHOTO MASH UP - Proof of EVIL?

Could the new post be be proof of a Sinister Kittynapper -
could it be Arch Nemesis and evil twin of Milord?

Next Update - How do you Kittynap a Hard to See Cat?

And/OR - Arch Nemesis or Reeaally Milord?

Lor Blitzer – Signing off

I'm starting to think you need more medication Lor...

*raises hand* I know, I know, milord must have split-personality disorder, so he can belong to all of us. One of us must have wanted him evil (some folks are into that), so now at least 1/12th of milord is evil *nods* that's the only sane explanation.

Haven't seen Taco, now craving enchilada's, thank you.

We need a name for Milords evil twin!?

Meds and alchol so as to enhance the effects/affects - someone please help me with that!

Debbie - it this normal to want to give up all that "was" my life for my "alter ego" Lor Blitzer?