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The CWC News room has been a buzz and reports are flooding in from all over the World due to the announcement that “ROCKED” the very core of this Cult!

Cult members are in an absolute frenzy over the announcement from Milord of yet another live show!  To be held in the now Holy City of Toronto Canada!

Debbie/Elmoo/Cult Leader/Cult Sex Leader has reached Milord type status amongst the Cult community by obtaining tickets for several VERY luck Cult members!

It was reported that after receiving the tickets Leader Deb went into a meditative prayer like trance, chanting over and over, for several hours, “I got the tickets – it’s my birthday – I got the tickets – it’s my birthday…”  This meditative trance was broken only when Leader Deb remember she had children to Freebrez and feed.

KB, Kelsey, Lyanne, VV and many many more from across the pond have vow to teleport, swim or get catapulted over the Atlantic to Toronto to be blessed with Milord’s LIVE show.

Still other Cult members are planning their “Emmaus” (possibly sp wrong) type journey to the Holy Land of Canada.  Many Cult members are buying up all the Freebrez they can acquire for the long journey.  As one Cult member stated Cleanness is next to Milordness.

Cult Clinical Psychologist NO NAME nazi, who is reported to take on average 5 to 6 showers daily and is planning a “tackle cheek kissing” entrance seems to be most concerned, quoted here as saying,

 “THE WORLD IS FULL OF MYSYRIOUS MYSTYRIES AND RED AND BLUE SHOVELS AND GRAVESTONES! (didja follow that one?) -MY FINGER IS PINK! - THE SHOWER CUTAN THAT BLUE!

Ahem, now that my little outburst is said and done, I'll leave you now. - Well, I'm not acually leaving per sa, just stoping writing this topic and I'll go write replys... But you probably figured that out on your own...-_- I need my movie.”

On a darker note the threat that is Evil Twin still lingers in the back ground threading to ruin all that Milord has accomplished, but for now Evil Twins seems to be laying low, however, all Cult members should be on high alert and notify authorities if any evilness is spotted.

The only question left unanswered is how studly is Alphie?

Signing off - Lor Blitzer

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Forget the Dream Tickets – Bet on the Drake?

It was a double whammy of a day for m’Lord and his followers after reports that a second “Live Show” was need to accommodate all requests for “Live Show Blessings”.

m’Lord is expected to make two appearances in the Holy City of Toronto and this has the cult members in an absolute tizzy over where and when to hold the pre-show / post show party, which may perhaps be overshadowing m’Lord’s appearance! 

m’Lord has promised a tremendously divine evening and is pulling out all stops to deliver on his promise, he was quoted as saying, “I’ll pull out a deck of cards, stand on my head and/or do circus tricks for these Crazy Cat Ladies if I have too – I am their leader.”

All worries disappeared with the appearance of Cult member St. Ann of the Holy City who is quoted here, “I got a response from Cathy at the Theatre Centre (where Chris will be doing the shows). Very positive response, they seem to be interested in joining us, if we can work out the details. She has suggested approaching the Drake Hotel, so let's see if that works out (she'll let us know). Sounds promising!”

This seems to be the moment that m’Lord’s “Live Show” started crossing boundaries with “Party at the Drake”. 

Cult member Kelsey, “ You mean as an after-party?! Suddenly I wish I was never born a Brit, but instead a Canadian.”

Cult member Deb,  “oh  Ann.....Ann, Ann, Ann......I am loving you more and more EVERY DAY!!!  EVERY MINUTE in fact!!!  Please, Give orders, Shout directions!  What do we need to do to make this work????  Just let me know what we/I can do!”

Cult member Lor, “ Ann - Deb and I will buy the Drake Hotel if we have to - Keep us updated with whatever we need to do or help with...Ann...I type your name and hear angels singing in heaven!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”

Could St. Ann’s and Cathy from the “theater” promise of a night in the crazy wilds of Canada overshadow m’Lords “Live Show” or is all of this being done in his name!?

 It has been brought to our attention that Cult members Deb and Lor have offered to purchase the Drake Hotel for a staggering 80.00 US Dollars.  It seems that this Cult will stop at nothing for His Lordship!

What is the cost of taking on the task of pre and post show parties, well I guess your life, which is what St. Ann if afraid for!  “Please remember all this when the mob comes after me for having tickets to both shows! You don't know the things I've seen written about me, from people who don't realize who I am by my Facebook moniker.”

Cult members have vowed to keep a close eye on the safety of this soon to be Cult hero St. Ann and the mysterious Cathy from the Theater!

Cult member Deb, “It's business!!!  You MUST go to BOTH!”

All Cult plans for the journey to the Holy Land seem to be falling in place, even with the threats of angry mobs. 

Cult tour guide and knower of all that is Toronto Ari has put together some very interesting and useful information for traveling Culties and we are hearing rumors that  Ari most excellent dancing abilities may be part of the pre/post party!

All seems to be going well so far, the only questions now is will AL camera batteries last the bus ride, will Al survive the bus ride, will Deb faint and pee herself, will this article find it’s way onto NN pants and will Lor ever figure out what to wear?

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CWC CULTIES OFFER REWARD FOR SAFE RETURN OF ?

Evil Twin and the notorious Sheep of Doom are believed to be at it again!  Long standing

Cult member NO NAME nazi has, with deep concern, filled a missing ? report on ? 

? was thought to have disappeared sometime yesterday!

Cult members have offered an undisclosed amount for the safe return of ?  

It is rumored, however, that the amount offered could be upwards of as high as 80.00 US

dollars – yes – saw correct – 80.00 USA dollars!

Letters of support and concern are coming in from all around the World as Cult members

hold their breath in tense anticipation of ? safe return!

If you or anyone you know has any information on ?  Please contact your local authorities and please do not try to apprehend these Evil doers on your own they are armed with poo  and are not afraid to use it!  

We at CWC News have unconfirmed information that this could be a deco to an even larger plot to try and stop the CWC LIVE SHOW!

As events unfold we at CWC News will keep you updated on this fast breaking and most serious story.

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CWC CULTIES OFFER REWARD FOR SAFE RETURN OF ? or

NO NAME nazi LOST HER ?

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THE ON GOING INVESTIGATION into the DISAPPEARANCE of VAN

We at the CWC News Room have been told of strange and unexplainable disappearances of certain Cult members.  We have ascertained that the true definition of this phenomenon is:

Unexplained disappearance (or paranormal vanishing, mysterious disappearance) is a term describing the unexplained disappearance of objects, animals or people without apparent reason or cause; many such disappearances are given paranormal explanations.

Many alleged paranormal disappearances might be the result of tears in the fabric of reality, where EVIL TWIN has somehow learned to enter our time space continuum and reality. Stealing people or objects then passing back through the hole out of our known set of dimensions and into another with the prisoners. This causes them to become out of step with our world in terms of time and/or space, and thus causing them to appear to vanish, forever being imprisoned by EVIL TWIN.

This perspective is shared by Hungarian writer Nandor Fodor, who related the phenomena to alleged incidents of teleportation, and loosely described the process as "falling into the fourth dimension".

There are certain locations around the globe that are linked to these magnetic vortices, or where the boundaries between our set of dimensions and unknown dimensions are thin enough for EVIL to pass through given the right conditions, accounting for disappearances and other alleged paranormal events.

 
However there are several Cult members that reported people vanishing at the hands of EVIL fairies pixies!  Could Said Fairie Pixies work for Evil Twin?!

Could this be where VAN is now, could he be held against his will, can m’Lord save the cult with cuteness?

 If you or any loved one has experienced one or more of these disappearances or if you have any information that will lead us to the safe return of Van, please contact us at the CWC News room or call you Local authorities!

We will keep you updated on this very fast breaking story!

Signing Off Lor Blitzer

Hidden Message Time!

OMC I was just sitting here thinking about the show and what everybody was talking about and Chris – t’s flight home and the show and everything – ok anyway I think there was a hidden message!

Chris – t “hey everybody who came to my LIVE show and think I am a god, I love you

all!  So, here is a photo of all your cute animals – that I love also – but I want everyone to remember cuteness isn’t what’s important it’s what is on

the inside that matters!”

“Oh and here is a photo of where I live so you can all come and live in

Los Angeles and I will be your leader!”

“Oh did I say leader I meant LOVER!”

OMC OMC I was just here sitting on a cactus and meditating after reading Deb's Email -again!

And I got a hidden MESSAGE!

That right folks it's Hidden Message Time!!!!!!!!!!!!


Chris -t  -

Hi (my little sex kitten) Deb:

It was my (sexual)  pleasure to meet everyone  (especially Deb, Lor, NN, Bug and Bugs friend,  Meryl,  Al, BFO and and and... especially you DEB).

I am so glad everyone (especially Deb, lor, NN, Bug and Bug's  friend, Meryl, Al BFO and and and... especially DEB)   made it to the show safe and sound.

Yes, Ben was a little traumatized by his celebrity status but (now  wants to grow up to be  just like me -  his older self -  and take over the world) I told him he has nothing to fear (except crazy cat ladies and a couple of gay bears and Al and BFO and ED Gein and molester van's and growing old and his hair falling out and dieing  and Evil Twin and mean killer sheep and pestilence and world destruction and killer bees and stale crackers and mayo stealer's and stupid heads  and and and...   


I’m currently trying to get some more projects on the go (like a commune in Los Angeles that all of you can come and live at and I will be your Leader/Lover cause I can do that being  a Leader Lover and all), but I definitely plan to expand and develop (new ways to mind control all of you so you never leave me and I can always whenever I want use you for my own personal gratification)  the live show.

This weekend was a great opportunity to try out (how much control I have over all of you and what I can get you to do for me!) the material, and I’m grateful for every one's enthusiasm (and eagerness to do the nasty with me)and energy.

Many Toronto theatre friends told me they’d (love to be in my  white suit  and are secretly trying to kill me to gain and take over my position) never experienced anything like it, and that they’re still kind of stunned by the (fact that all of you were so beautiful and young and gorgous and so willing to offer the good stuff to me) show.

Thanks again. It was great to (finally do the nasty with you Deb) meet you.

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Cult Members in England Over Run with Bungholes and Don’t EVEN Know!

Recently it has come to our attention that England the Mother Land has, for more than a thousand years, been over run with bungholes!  The problem is that most Brits do not even know that there are bungholes amongst the majority of England’s population.

Bungholes or more appropriate “Bunghole Lickers” are terrible evil little things that like to…well lick bungholes and can cause an assortment of problems, such as addiction to bung licking, licking of other bungholes and far worst death, which “someday we are all going to do anyway, but that is not the point, all this being said, Brits may have been being licked for years and not even known.

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The CWC News Room has recently had the privilege to have several hours to sit down and candidly speak with the world renown “Father” of CWC Quantum Physics, Dr Sam Becket. Dr. Becket spoke candidly about the startling new evidence proving that CutewithChris is not just, in theory, a phenomena but can be scientifically proven!

The following are highlights of that interview:

Lor Blitzer – “Well, Dr. Becket you must be very proud finally be able to tell the world that your 1990’s smash hit television program was really a documentary of your life’s work and how does it feel to now be associated with the Greatest Man of the 21^st century!”

Dr. Becket – “An honor it is yes and I would say it is more of a relief to finally be able to share my life’s work on CutewithChris Quantum Physics and its connection to m’Lord.

LB – “Dr. Becket – may I call you Sam?”

DSB – *smiling* “Yes you may Lor.”

LB – “Tell us how you came to show the world Quantum Physics through a television program and what does this have to do with CutewithChris and m’Lord?”

DSB – “That is a very long story indeed, but I will say that it was more than a television show and there is more to QP then/than meets the eye – the world was not ready for the concept of QP and time travel let alone CutewithChris QP.  I chose to slowly bring QP to the world as entertainment  – I am equally unsure that the world is ready for what is at the heart of CutewithChris QP, as you may remember I was and still am trying to bring my findings together – make them one – so the world can grasp the complexity of the two!”

LB – “…and what do you mean by this…?”

DSB – “During the filming of my – please from now on may I referrer to it as a documentary.

LB – *laughing* “Of course you may!”

DSB – “I do want you to know that you and Culty have the honor of being the first to hear the truth behind my documentary and it’s findings.”

LB - *(me smiling, but not wanting to interrupt)*

“I have discovered through my research of QP that everything is made up of vibrating strings of energy and there is energetic patterns in the physical world that has powerful applications to all humankind, the best of these findings is CutewithChris, hence CWC QP, and in turn the worst is countered by Evil Twin.”

“My research has proven, time and time again, that due to these vibrating strings – which everything, and I must stress everything, is made up of – a rift, you might say, is created in the time space continuum.  As these strings vibrate they create a gap, a 5^th dimension that allows for time travel.” 

“My true quest in time travel was to reach m’Lord in time to save him from Evil Twin, this was accomplished, but not without great sacrifice to m’lord.  To save m’Lord from Evil Twin I had to bring him here to our dimension.   M’lord being the great and wonderful leader that he is chose to create CutewithChris QP as somewhat of a “cover” for his greatness, but also to bring love, joy, happiness and most important CUTENESS to millions across our world.”

“This however was not without its down fall.  The rift that was created allowed for Evil Twin to have access to our world.  We have had unconfirmed report that this maybe exactly what is happening to our world.  If this is true m’Lord, Culty and Cuteness everywhere has got its work cut out for them”

LB – “Is there anything that CutewithChris followers might be able to do?”

DSB – “Oh yes – stay true followers of m’Lord, fight Evil Twin whenever possible and ALWAYS and FOREVER watch CUTEWITHCHRIS!”

I will have more of this exclusive interview in up coming New Briefs!

Due to this interview Dr. Becket is now in hiding fearing that coming forward with his findings may provoke a rebuttal from Evil Twin.

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CutewithChris.com

UNDERSTAND the RISK.  SEE the BENEFITS!

WHAT SHOULD I KNOW ABOUT CutewithChris.com

When it comes to entertainment you may think all internet shows are the same, but based on the available research, that’s not all together clear.  Upon closer look you can see that CWC out performers all other internet entertainment.

WHAT ARE THE BENEFITS?

CWC is generally recommended for relief of a boring everyday life and/or young teen energy, what’s more is CWC is available 24 hours a day.  If you are concerned about losing your ability to function in the real world or are not under the age of 18, then you should know, that in clinical studies most CWC Culty Members experience little if any of the following side affects:

Heart Attack

Stroke

High Blood Pressure

Body Swelling

Kidney Failure

Bleeding Ulcers of the Stomach and Intestines

Anemia

Skin Reactions

Liver Failure

Attacks in People

Gas

Constipation

Diarrhea

Vomiting

WHAT DOES THIS MEAN FOR CWC CULT FOLLOWERS?

For many CWC Cult Followers not watching CWC and not becoming a Culty Member is not an option!  So even with the problems associated with becoming totally immersed in CWC, it is still a better option than you are probably living right this very second!

WHAT IS NEXT?

More of CutewithChris.com

Join Culty TODAY!

LIVE with CUTE with CHRIS!!!!!!!

OMC I was just watching CWC for the 162^nd time and guess what…

That’s right it’s Hidden Message Time! boys and girls!

Ok anyway right towards the end of my 162^nd viewing of episode 162

 (remember my goal in life is to watch each episode the number of times of the number of the eps. – Ya that’s what I thought…*that’s the greatest goal in life anyone could want to reach!*

Anyway I was kinda glazed over – hypnotized and/or in a trance like state when it hit me…

m’Lord – “IFS4YS Day is really a day to remember how lucky you are…not a day to sit around wasting time really FSFYS!” *…and watching the same eps. over and over again you idiot…*

(Ya that was like a message in a message – freaky)

“Look you could have real problems like these sad *freaks* people who sent me *wasted precious time* their photo’s!”  

“People who have to deal with real issues and sickness *ugliness in themselves - yuk stop sending me stuff like that…*, pets that want to kill them *…cause well…if your sick why live…*, girls who put on *stupid* little hats *just to get their boobs* in the photo, pet owners that kill their pet…” *big heavy deep lord like sigh*

“So please stop wasting time FSFYS and get *off your ass* up and enjoy life and *try you stupid little corporeal lumps of brainless flesh* see the beauty in everything! *…for the love of ME how long do I have to do this before they get it!!!!!!!!!!!!...*

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Prepare yourselves; Work is Play when it comes to CULTY!

While the summer might provide rest and relaxation for many, this is not the case for Culty Members, celebrating their 3 month Cultaversary! 

The lazy days of summer may offer cult members an all-too-rare free time to plunge full force into ALL THAT IS CUTE!

The following is a CWC News special interview with Deb, Culty founder.

Lor Blitzer “Deb there’s a difference between thinking about something an actually doing it, tell us about why you started Culty?”

Deb/Elmoo “Shocking huh?  I'm so glad its working. That's why I like the CWC message board thing. Anyone can post anytime and not have to worry about others being on at the same time. I think no rules. I love weird humor. The weirder the better! “*Was that English?!?!  blah blah bla balh blah blah CWC.*

LB “Every group has a mission so, what is Culty’s mission?”

Deb “Culty is a group that is currently trying to get the world to join www.cutewithchris.com our lord and master and become a Culty Member. *I have no F$#%*$#G clue what im doing here.  This is like a legless man trying to lead a marathon. Really someone please save me!*

LB “You seem to approach your work with a sense of wonder.”

Deb “Yup.” *no comments now, I’m drunk. I’m going to watch Charlie the unicorn again, and then I’m going to bed.*

LB “Your compassion for those in the cult seems to be the reason you radiate in their hearts, do you feel this also?”

Deb “I love every Cult member and *Lor your such an amusing * new addition to Culty. * I've been very entertained by you lately, freak* *retarded * That is why I understand what your saying, I know that is how they feel about me.” *Just figured I better be clear stupid head.*

LB “What does m’Lord and/or Culty have in store?”

Deb “I see m’Lord starting a whole new kind of Live show. I think He will take the show on the road, and be a HUGE success. Because of that success, others will follow! A whole new genera of entertainment. Maybe thanks to M'lord will have his own stage show too.
A mass if internet shows, brought to stage! How exciting! *I am just going to kinda sit here going ick, ick, icky,icky, ick.*

Cult Founder Deb would like everyone to know that Culty is a place to learn what it means to love all that is cute. Its information on CWC and his cult followers and *a little bit about Chris Leavins * CutewithChris.com *oh ya and I might molest a duck with the others! Ducks are cute*  

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Culty, pays tribute to the Kitty that started it all. Tommy.

Hundreds of Culty Members around the world mourned the loss of a cherished pet, Culty icon, hero and beloved friend this week.  Tommy will be remembered forever in the hearts of Culty Members world wide as the “Kitty that started it all”.

This one photo of the now legendary Tommy, owner of Craig and family, is recognized for inspiring a god to bring an internet show, to the world.

This single photo would encourage m’Lord CutewithChris to design a message, brought to us through the medium of the internet.  A message that would enlighten anyone willing to contemplate life as not so serious, but rather a time to interact with each other and at the same time allowing us the comfort to not really having to interact.

All the while confirming m’Lords belief that cuteness is not what is really important in life, but rather forgetting about what is really important in life…is well...what is really important in life...*hhhhuuummm*

We must all continue to hold dear in our hearts and remember the sacrifice this brave and fearless kitty took on when he so bravely put himself and his family on display for the entire world to judge.

Every Culty Member wants Craig and his family to know that Tommy will be missed and that his life had meaning and has helped in a small kitty way to transform the world for the better.

With sadness in my heart Lor Blitzer – Signing off

Think selling T-shirts is boring, that it doesn’t qualify as an activity suited for even a lowly cockroach and that only introverts that live on the computer and have no life would buy anything as ridiculous as a T-shirt about cuteness?

Well you’re wrong.

M’Lord Chris Leavins CWC god and now entrepreneur has come up with a new twist and spin on the humble T-shirt – make them cute.  In a word m’Lord is genius and his tee creations are sure to be nothing short of awe-inspiring!

This News station has abstained classified documents that prove that the combination of the magical “Pens Bitch” in conjunction with the miraculous “T-shirts” will give cult members supernatural powers!

So it is no wonder that Cult members everywhere and of all ages and sizes are lining up for the change to slip into one of these spine-tingling TEE’S.  m’Lord has been tirelessly working his fingers to the bone to supply the world with this holiest of gift.

You can feel the excitement and hear the gratitude from Cult Member as you read what a few members had to say after hearing the exciting news!

This is what Deb Culty Leader had to say when she first heard the news,

“OMC!!!! T-SHIRTS! T-SHIRTS! T-SHIRTS! T-SHIRTS! AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!! Do you think he'll have enough for everyone?!?!?!?... What's up with the little headless boy?  Is that an option for kid disposal? Planter?  Does Martha have a how too for that?”

Still more excitement from Cult Member Buggy_ju,

“Oh yay! for t-shirts! I'm so excited! :) Speaking of design.. Here is a pic of my lil sis in her dance outfit. Who designs those things?!?! I couldn't stop laughing (which is horrible of me)”

And this from Cult Member Lyanne,

“Finally t-shirts :D I dunno if I'm going to try n design something, but I want one :D And if it was designed by one of you that'd be even more awesome. Oki back to bad quality x-files.”

Cult Member Jeremy from SEATTLE

"… Please tell me you're making some DOUBLE EXTRA LARGE sizes for your new T-Shirt line. I might have to hurt you if you don't…”

Now the only question left unanswered is will Al wear his god given TEE or go shirtless!

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All the signs point towards a CWC Live victory. But a little optimism can be a dangerous thing.

In a, not to much of a, surprise move m’Lord CWC announced the much awaited “CWC LIVE Part III”.   m’Lord CWC will be appearing once again on stage smiling, waving, and hopping around a lot, not to mention preventing teen pregnancy by making everyone feel special and teaching his followers the meaning of cuteness .  m’Lord CWC kicks off his World Tour in the wondrous and magical land of  Toronto Canada, ending an almost perfect event in the “City of Angels”. 

Few cult member were surprised by the move, and indeed Cult Leader Deb had this to say, “How the hell did THAT happen?!?!?!? *…I mean…* Oh...this was a great idea! …he's tiny, he's little *…I mean…* he’s HUGE!!! I'm thinking I need to pass on this CWC Live. *…I mean…* This leaves us quite simply with only one option, beg plead, grovel for information, so those who are not going can live vicariously through culty attendee’s!”

An exciting, but unpredictable start has proven that not all has gone great for the almost perfect CWC.  While sounding reassured that his “Story Hour” will get off the ground m’Lord’s new project had an awkward start, with the canceling of “Story Hour” Los Angeles.  Meanwhile it is CWC unfaltering cuteness, his misspoken option on parental responsibilities, his muddled messages on cuteness that has Cult members on the edge of their seat and is what Culty’s around the world have come to expect from CWC!

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The Lost Memoirs, My life as a Seer or No Names DOOM and GLOOM TWIN!

Edgar Cayce once said, “It is a time on the earth when people everywhere seek to know more of the mysteries of the mind and soul.”

That leads us to the question “What’s black and white and red all over?” Robert Smith’s and No Names faces, of course!

There has been some recent buzz in the CWC cult community that No Name and Robert Smith may perhaps be the SAME person.

We have noted the startling and remarkable resemblance between the cult’s beloved No Name and booze-fueled rock superstar Robert Smith!

In a recent article Mr. Smith was referred to as an ebony makeup wearing, crimson MAC lipstick smeared, ghost-of-an-English manor complexion, freak that slumps in a chair on his favorite drug.

That is precisely what Culty’s across the world have been say about No Name for ever!

No Name herself had this to add, “OKAY. OKAY, PEOPLE, PREPARE TO BE FREAKED OUT!  I decided to dress like Robert Smith today, with the big hair (I already have that, but I made it EXTRA crazy today) and the dark eyes and the red lips, with the big black dress shirt, leggings, and the Docs. Mom saw me, and she said I looked exactly like him. Later, we were looking at pics of him, and she started compairing our faces. She said I have his nose, his hair (my hair's naturally brown instead of blonde, now. Puberty.), and his eyes. Guess what else? He's 5 11" and I'm 4 11"...I know. He has blue eyes, I have blue eyes, he has pale skin, I have pale skin. BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE! I was looking up the meaning of "Lullaby" because it's a really interesting, and some people said that he based it off of this poem called "The Spider And The Fly", and...WOAH! That's my faveorite poem! I used to read it all the time when I was a kid!”

Robert Smith was quoted as saying, “The idea was never to become a famous person,” * but rather to live my life to make No Name happy, because No Name might just possibly be me! *

“Whether we get into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame in not really keeping me awake at night.” * what does keep me up is the fact that I think I may really be a teenage girl who lives in Arizona…! *

His words have a special ring of clarity as more and more CWC cult members find themselves continplating the possibility of this most unique relationship.

Cult Member KB had this to say on the subject, “It’s fun to read! …Ummm, who’s Robert Smith?”

No Name responded, “That’s the most adorable man *or is it me…?*…ON THE PLANET!...dumbass,…”

We will keep you updated on the fast breaking story as more facts and possibly some fiction comes to the CWC News Room.

I’ll end with this line from NN favorite poem, “Come into my parlor,’ said the Spider to the Fly”  

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Hostile Takeover or Time for Carm

Merger, acquisition or HOSTILE TAKEOVER:  That seems to be the million dollar question and  hostile takeover seems to be exactly what is happening at the CWC headquarters.  The innocent looking *yet sexy* 53 year old retired school teacher and Cult member Carm from Buffalo is as we speak plotting, hostilely if need be, to takeover CWC.

Although visibly shaken we recently had the honor of speaking with m’Lord on this seemly hostile takeover, “I am knee-deep in the middle… and I feel like it's the… end…I need to focus…I hope you understand…”

When asked if m’Lord planned on defending the CWC kingdom his reply was simply, “…feed my plastic horses…I'm not in CALIFORNIA anymore?”

Most CWC Cult members feel that a hostile takeover would fail.  CWC Cult member’s without a cute chris would cause uncontrollable fear and panic, hinder the Cults growth and most importantly stifle the addition of more free stuff at Live CWC shows!

In defense Carm was quoted as saying, “Catlady advise... have a friend…multiple cats... and Hairballs in the Morning...”

While m’Lord and Carm fight tooth and nail for the CWC empire, ultimately, CWC Culty’s must measure the cost of life without cutewithchris and even though some CWC Cult members have been through other CWC disasters, others have just recently been introduced to the chaos that is cutewithchris.

We will keep you up dated on the fast breaking story.

Lor Blitzer Signing Off