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Chef Jer Jer's - World Famous Ear Wax Soup! No Soup for YOU!

Most of the ingredients used in this recipe – for example Ear Wax – can be easily found.

To me the glory that is this recipe is that it has withstood the test of time and has become a classic!

Ear Wax Soup or Garnish Sauce

This variation uses the freshest most flavorful EAR WAX as a seasoning and for its intense color. 
The soup is blended with other ingredients, such as large balls of shower hair, leeches,  algee and garden herbs, to create one of the most memorable soups there is.

3 – ? Cups of EAR WAX of any variety, with 6 tablespoons heavy something really gross and a pinch of algae.

3 tablespoons finely chopped leeches and any desired garden fresh herbs – un-rinsed.

Kosher salt and pepper to taste

1 Cup Creamed Large ball of Show Hair and a dash of extra virgin olive oil.

I have found that if one is to travel to Russia and spend any extended period of time an unusually large amount of ear wax builds up – this is of the highest quality and most sought after, but any old ear wax will do just fine for this recipe.

Heat ear wax in a saucepan until hot, transfer to blender, add other ingredients and blend at a high speed, season to taste with salt and pepper.

Ladle the soup into bowls and garnish each with a dollop of hardened ear wax and add a few strands of real hair of any sort then, drizzle lightly with olive oil and fresh ground pepper!

Chef  Jer Jer

Next Week Chef Jer Jer prepares Pee Pee Burgers!

CWC NEWS UPDATE

ON AGAIN OFF AGAIN!

This reporter has been hearing some rather interesting rumors, rumors of Cult weddings that are on again off again, just like Cult Member Debbie’s underwear. 

Cult member Debbie quoted here last night after a likely “secret” Cult wedding, “I’m really drunk, feel free to…SWALLOW THE EGGS GAVIX!!!!  Weddings are fun…I didn’t wear any (underwear)…I still got um......in my purse!”

After rumors that said weddings where possibly only a scam to get female Cult members into the country of Canada (is Canada a country) the birth place of Milord, all talks of weddings have settled down.

One bride Cult member, “They” (Canadian male Cult member) somehow knew that I wanted to meet Milord and run away with Canadian Mounties so “they” gave me a ring. There's a rumor going around that someone wanted Milord and they were going to capture him, possibly the Canadian government, but he moved to LA just at the right time, so now I don’t need to get married.”

One would-be Bride “missed” her plane to Canada and was overheard commenting that the only reason she agree to the wedding was to get Canadian citizenship, so as to see Milord, and run away with Canadian Mounties, apparently there are only pretty boys across the pond that do not meet Cult members standards.

Cult member KB (not her real name) quoted saying, “Kelsey, my sis went to Leeds, Normans and Oporto- that's where to find said pretty boys!”

Cult member Kelsey one of the Cult Brides quote back, “Pretty boys, um, attractive men, nice looking, hunky, yeah, but no boy in Leeds is as pretty as Milord or Canadian Mounties!”

All rumors of marriage proposals were apparently called off when Cult member Kelsey found out that you can purchase your own Canadian Mounties and have them delivered, “I just remembered my Mounties is coming in the mail today! They'll either send you  a Mounties in a week or have you put on the watch list…”  Her only unanswered question was…

(This is where I tried to post Canadian Mountie w/Dog but couldn't  - imagine or go back and  look)

  “Can you have random sex with strangers?”

The answer was a resounding “YES” from Lor and Debbie two very disappointed ex-bridesmaids!

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What the BBBBEEEEPPPPP IS Wrong with Kendra?!

COULD Site members be more dysfutional than/then Cult member?

Is it Better to be Disabled and/or is Kendra’s Cat?

Come On Give Us Three Reasons to Live – I Dare You!

If You Pee on a TV and Tell It that it is Raining – Is It REEAAALLY Lying?

Current Outlook

Very Very bbbeeeepppping Good!!!!!

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Current Outlook

Very Very bbbeeeepppping Good!!!!!  If you can Spell!

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DRIVEN BY CLASHING IMPULSES?!

TAWDRY TALES BEHIND THE MAN THAT IS ALPHIE!

Just moment after Cult member Elmooo (not her real name) came forward with a “BRILLANT IDEA”, the man that was ALPHIE has been torn between his heterosexual love for Milord and being “Cult Kitty’s” love slave. 

Cult member Elmooo (also known as Debbie) quoted here as saying, “Seeing as how we have so few Culty men and we're even losing men now, with snoozers switching sides.  Well, I think that instead of Alphie getting hitched to KB, he should be the "CULTY STUD".   Passed around from woman to woman pleasuring us all, we can decide as a group who gets him by determining who has the greatest need! “

Cult member Lor was all for the idea ever sense hubby jer jer left the Cult and won’t let her pretend his Milord anymore.

Cult clinical psychologist NO NAME said “Ecuse me for being reiculusly hihg right now, but this was requested byy Alphi//daviid, Would you...k i forgot what it was..alhp! Tell then!It was about being gay and cHRIS ANd Finnish goth guyss...Tell them Alphi/david! I couild stare at the little icon things foever!  I love you strnager.!  Who are you?”

Cult member Kelsey and KB (or was it lyanne or VV or Lor or Deb or……) was overheard saying that she is all for the “Prostitution of Alphie” because things are so disprit that every song she listens to sounds like a “SEX SONG”.

Alphie, being a giant among the men of the Cult has had very little to say about the idea of being “Cult Love Slave”, only that, “I totally agree on being the culty stud! But seriously?? someone will have to pay for all these planes tickets cuz I ain't that rich ya know!”

Sex Cult leader Elmoo/Deb stated, “Any Cult member that patronizes the “Culty Stud Service” will be treated with discretion and this will benefit Alphie who will get paid $ 1,500.00 per hour for sex with model-type-cult members”

Sex leader Deb also revealed that “…there is plenty of cash to be spent and plenty of need, the Kitty’s have truly pulled together a global team, to see to the success of this project!”

The only question left unanswered is to which side HAS snoozer gone?

We will keep you updated on this fast breaking story as we get more information!

Signing off - Lor Blitzer

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It is a sad day in the CWC News room as Milord is quoted here as saying, “I live with low-grade guilt. I get way more email than I can possibly answer. Here's a quick video where I answer some of the 1732 email I received.”  Thank you Milord and we know you are doing your BEST!

Site Members cause of Milord’s Low Grade Guilt – Didn’t Anyone See it Coming ?!

Can Kitties Find Kandice w/ a K Before it is TOO Late – Who Will Destroy Who?

Did Kandice Run Over Her Own Dog Just to Get Milord’s Attention – We Think It’s Possible?

Focus Kandice Focus – For the Love of Milord Focus!

1732 E-mails VS. John for England – What the BLEEP!

Where is NO NAME and Gavix and Will they ever Drink?!

Current Outlook

With the war between Kitty Cult members and Stupid Site members getting stronger the current outlook is uncertain!? 

John from England – well you’re on your own babe – SORRY England he probably moved there from the States!

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A TIME TO CELEBRATE – or is IT?!

All of us at the CWC News room would like to extent our most sincere Happy Easter to everyone everywhere.   Here is a quick Cult explanation for any of you who do not know why Easter is celebrated.

Cult member VV (From Czech republic) quoted here asking, “If Jesus died on big/good/freaky Friday, than what is Easter Sunday?”

Cult member Lyanne (From the Netherlands), “And the Good Friday is called Big Friday around here :) it's the day that Jesus died.”

Cult member Debbie (From the USA), “Easter is the day Zombie Jesus arose from the dead.”

Here at the New desk we are always surprised and gladdened to see how Milord brings people from all over the world with his simple act of cuteness and how he can get them to work together to explain the unexplainable!  I mean how cute is that!

There has been an ugly rumor of a hate site that is trying to overshadow the good that Milord and his Cult is trying to do, by trying to bring and end to cuteness everywhere, but we as the New room say the love that emanates from Milord and his Cult is to strong to be broken! 

Notice the happy smiling face after Lyanne’s comment - see how it softened the dead Jesus part and the heartfelt way Deb sums up the meaning of this deep and holy day.

It has also been rumored that the Cult can not think for it’s self and is solely driven by Milord’s advice and guidance. This reporter is very unsure about this fact and will have to talk to Milord and get his option on this matter.

The Cult has also marked its Monthaversary this week!  This was cause for quite a celebration in and of its self - there was much teleporting, merry making and celebrating!  Let us now highlight some of this months most memorable moments:

Cutly Site - let make furniture sex our official sport
Culty Site - I want to sell my kids on EBAY and go to jail for vacation!
Culty Site - Let's pass around Al for our sexual pleasure and make him Culty Stud.
Culty Site - I drink and take meds so I’ll like my family!
Culty Site - Let's not sell kids let's eat them.  It’s BBQ time!
Culty Site - What is Cottage Cheese anyway?
Culty Site - Beep beep beep beep beep NN is 13 - BEEP!

Culty Site – We must stop all the violence!

A Cult Video was made and produced by KB and Friends, Deb’s cat, Lor’s Macy and VV’s pretzel dog were all made into stars due to vid and postings.  No Cult member or pet can safely walk the streets without the paparazzi and fans stalking them.

Here at the CWC News room it’s not important whether you celebrate the religious aspects of the holiday or just
like to devastate your children’s lives by making them sit on the lap of a big white killer bunny while they

scream and get their photo taken, so you can send it to CWC, or perhaps you’ve gone as far as some site

members who have taken in and housed “Trained and Deadly Assigns Killer Bunnies”, who would have

otherwise been left to roam free in the wild, but now want to hunt and kill us all, or perhaps you just like the

day off of work on “Easter Monday”, we at the CWC New desk just want you to celebrate – for the love of
 
cuteness everywhere!

The only question now is...can The Cult explain Easter Monday...to VV!

Happy Easter Signing off - Lor Blitzer

Easter is the day Zombie Jesus arose from the dead.

CORRECTION CORRECTION CORRECTION!

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A TIME TO CELEBRATE – or is IT?!

We at the CWC News desk have just been inform of a very terrible and serious mistake on our part and we would like to fix this before an all out battle starts.

It has been brought to our attention that we have mix up comments:

Lyanne (from the Netherlands), “Thanks Lor, oh and the news, very funny! :D

(CAN YOU HEAR THE SARCASIM IN HER TYPING)

“Don't hit me, but you mixed up VV and me. I'm the dumb shit that asked what we celebrate on Friday and Sunday and who desperately needs to know what the point of Easter Monday is. And VV is the one that explained.”

Cult member VV (from Czech republic) who did the explaining,   “But I wanna hit Lyanne, can I, can I? :))))”

So with all the cuteness this report can muster up – I am truly sorry for the mix up!

“Culty Site – We must stop all the violence!”

The only question now is...can The Cult explain Easter Monday...to Lyanne!

What is Easter Monday Anyway?

Happy Easter Signing off - Lor Blitzer

Easter is the day Zombie Jesus arose from the dead.

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We at the CWC News Room are excited and a little nervous to announce the creation of another CWC LIVE show.  This reporter was very distracted by Milord’s actions on last Monday’s CWC.  He looked, to this reporter, to be under tremendous stress – was he being forced to announce and LIVE show – does Evil Twin reside in Toronto? Could Culty’s be in DANGER – This reporter will be on this story and keep you updated with any Culty News!

Live CWC Show or Evil Twin Scheme to Destroy all Culty Members ?

Buggy’s Pup – KGB, Canadian Mafia or Stunt Double for Chuck Norris?

How Big is the Biggest Bra and can it Catapult you across the Atlantic?

Perseshoneo – arkady – JamieJamison – Buggy_ju – IndilanaJones – pcrthis – reneevt – Lindailija – All New Members this Week?  Or Seven New Members ONE Spy?

Is There Enough Freebrez for a Culty Wedding?

Current Outlook

Outlook at the moment is uncertain due to the ever threat of Evil Twin and the possibility that the World  could run out of Freebrez!

Welcome New Members / Beware Spy!

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