Status:Mostly confuzzlefied
From: Great Britain
Registered:02/21/2008
Re:CWC LIVE WEEKEND!!!
(Date Posted:06/01/2009 5:09:27 PM)
They're great pics Nova! Thank you for sharing all of this!!! I like that he came outside to meet everyone - probably is better than in a dark theatre. You enjoyed your trip to Canadaland then? :)
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Breaking News
CWC NEWS UPDATE
Toronto, CANADA - Many, many people were delighted this weekend in
the small, northerly hovel known to most as Toronto, as fans of cult
God, rock star, tough guy and shunner of cuteness Chris Leavins,
unleashed The Story Hour, part II or III ?!
However, there is strong evidence that the show may have to be
cancelled for EVER, after it came to the attention of Toronto
Authorities’ that Mr. Leavins might have been arrested in Tennessee for
crimes against decency. Deputies in Tennessee said that the man caught
burglarizing a home wearing only a woman’s thong may indeed have been
Mr. Leavins.
This news has sent ripples *…of lust…* through the Culty internet
community and a possible uprising from fans at the Metro Studio in
Toronto if the show is cancelled.
For three days now, barely breaking to eat, sleep and relieve herself,
Super Nova had this to say about the rumors “I feel very strongly about
this, wait I think I see the image of Jesus in this here cupboard…”
As you can see the stress from the possible charges against CWC Culty GOD is more than/then this follower can handle.
The Toronto News Sentinel reported the man reportedly being Chris
Leavins was released from a Tennessee jail on May 21 after being
arrested with another Cult Icon, Chuck Norris, for indecent property
crimes.
Chuck Norris had this to say, *…right before he roundhouse kicked me in
the head…ouch Chuck…that really hurt…* “I don’t break the law…I am the
LAW! And The Chris Leavins Story Hour will never be cancelled while I
am ALIVE!”
Well there you have it folks, we will be bringing you updates on this breaking news story.
Lor Blitzer Signing Off
Hey you guys I can't get any of my posts to ever go through!!!!!!!!!! *running around screaming*
I thought it was the computer, then I thought it was me, now I think it is a conspiracy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HELP CULTY's HELLLLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPP